#Both Yao and Ivan like to bully Alfred

[vanessalocke]

Alfred: “It’s so cold 😖”

Arthur: “Cold? It’s cold in this weather?? What kind of man are you?? I can’t believe you’re my son??? Why are you complaining to me, you assume I can control the weather??”

Francis: Appears

Arthur: 😒😒😒

Arthur: “It’s so cold.”

Francis: “Well, take my jacket and wear it.”

Arthur: “Who needs your jacket? I need something else 😏”

Francis: “?? huh?”

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Ivan: “Hi.”

Yao: “你好.”

Yao: “Where’s Francis?”

Alfred: “I don’t know where papa got dragged by old man. Old man said they went to ‘warm each other’s souls’ but I don’t really understand.”

Alfred: “Hic I’m so cold 😔”

Ivan: “Take my beanie and wear it.”

Yao: “Take my cloak and wear it. You can keep it, you don’t need to return these.”

Ivan: “That’s right, helping people is the right thing to do 😊”

Alfred: “🥺… you guys…”

Yao: “The beanie is $100, the cloak is $700, in total you owe us $800.”

[hetahonda]

hetalia college AU headcanons

North Italy/Feliciano Vargas:

Fine Arts

Considered joining his brother Lovino in culinary arts, but wanted to try something outside of the Vargas family restaurant business, so here he is now

Feliciano’s favourite thing to draw is people, so his sketchbook is usually filled with drawings of his friends, family, and the occasional cat

Likes watching conspiracy videos on Youtube before bed, but scares himself to the point where he has to camp with Ludwig for the night

His Spotify playlist for when he’s working on coursework ranges from Monteverdi to songs from the Veggietales soundtrack

He’s usually really chatty, but is radio silent whenever he falls sick (which is pretty often, his immune system is terrible), and it’s unnerving as hell

Tells his professors that he’s ‘resting his eyes’ a lot to cover up for the fact that he can’t stay awake in class

Somehow, he’s friends with everyone on campus

Germany/Ludwig Beilschmidt:

Mechanical Engineering, because he’s a nerd like that

Ludwig’s notes are a work of art. He meticulously colour codes and binds all his material, and often receives offers to buy his notes during exam periods

Tends to forget to eat, so he eats a lot whenever he has the time to. His roommate Feliciano’s usually kind enough to share, his brother Gilbert not so much

President of the Student Council, and uses his Council privilege to get away with bringing his dogs into his dorm room

People call him a square - he’s a rigid, straight-edge rule follower to a t, but football season is when Ludwig is really in his element. That’s when he and Gilbert bust out the jerseys, beer, and go absolutely ham in front of the TV

Secretly wants to quit Council to join the football team

Japan/Kiku Honda:

Kiku deliberated between Digital Animation and the more ‘traditional’ route of engineering before deciding that if he was going to suffer for three years he was going to suffer doing something he liked

He only has the motivation to study at night, so he games all day and mugs all night. He lives off a diet of Red Bull and cup noodles

Roomies with Alfred. The both of them throw the sickest gaming parties every Friday night, just so that they can trash their guests at Super Smash Bros

Has a whole bunch of anime keychains and pins hanging off his bag that probably weigh more than the actual contents of his bag. Kiku’s cousin Yao’s hair got caught in it once and it took a lot of screaming before they managed to pull him free

Somehow manages to maintain that 4.0 GPA with that shitty sleep schedule/diet of his? How does he do it

America/Alfred F Jones:

ASTROPHYSICS ALL THE WAY BABY!

Al really loves his course but he also really loves putting work off until the last minute. You can usually spot him camping outside the printing room trying to print an essay minutes before submission time, but it doesn’t matter because he usually gets by with a B anyway

Overloads the fuck on extra-curriculars and clubs, so he’s quite well known around campus. He’s in the football team, track team, is Vice-President of the Student Council, and President of the anime club

He’s the poster boy of the school. College website? Alfred. College pamphlets? Alfred. Anti-smoking advisory that’s hung up in every godforsaken toilet in college? Alfred. What can he do? He’s just too damn handsome.

The biggest Halloween fucker on campus. He shows up to class every Halloween without fail in the exact same Captain America costume as last year’s

England/Arthur Kirkland:

Literature with Creative Writing

Tends to come off as snobby, but is actually really nice when you get to know him better. He’ll show up to your dorm armed with a kettle and a box of teabags if you need a study buddy or just someone to talk to

He’s also a terrible chef. The student dorms have had 6 fire scares in the past term, and they’re all Arthur related incidents

Talks big about only reading fine literature but writes fanfiction in his dorm room every night. It’s a secret he’ll take to his grave, especially since TheSlytherinGentleman is one of the biggest Harry Potter fanfiction accounts on AO3 right now

His room smells like tea and regret, because he opted for a four person dorm and now he’s living with Francis, Antonio and Gilbert for the next two years

Argues that his half brother Alfred’s GPA is higher than his because “Literary arts is subjective”

France/Francis Bonnefoy:

Film student

Francis’s favourite past time is renting out old movies and watching it on the library’s old VCR. Netflix just doesn’t have that same a e s t h e t i c

Among the four of them in the same dorm, he is the only one with a skincare routine and a 10pm bedtime

The mom friend of the house. He’s the one to call for hangover remedies (Antonio), or if something gets broken (Gilbert), or if something’s on fire (Arthur)

Resident heartthrob. Receives the most amount of chocolates and gifts every Valentine’s Day, and is always happy to share

Francis, Gilbert and Antonio have a “bully Arthur day” every year to commemorate the day Arthur moved in with them. It’s Francis’ favourite day of the year (apart from Christmas)

Goes all out on decorations for Christmas. The whole dorm is like a palace once he’s done with it

China/Yao Wang:

Business student, though everyone says he should’ve taken culinary instead (jokes on them, he’s starting his own restaurant empire after college)

Yao’s stuffed toys take up 80% of his bed space

Irregular sleeper, and wakes up at really odd hours of the night. There’s nothing to do until daybreak and it’s hard to fall back asleep, so he just wanders aimlessly around his dorm and scares the living hell out of Ivan from time to time

Listens to music at max volume. Likes to start his day with aggressive death metal in order to help himself stay awake for morning classes

He destresses by cooking. There’s always tupperware boxes of fried rice/egg noodles stacked in the dorm kitchens during exam season

Always has backache. He claims that the chairs in the lecture halls suck, but his kid brother Leon tells him that he’s just an old man with back problems

Russia/Ivan Braginsky:

Medical student, but doesn’t look like it

Ivan keeps really gross photos in his phone to help him reference back to the stuff he’s learning in class, and it tends to scare unsuspecting friends

Has so many stories from his time as a hospital intern. It grosses people out, that’s why he loves to tell them

“Did I tell you about the time I had to help sew a man’s fingers back one by one after his hand was crushed by a steamroller”

Likes the sun, but doesn’t really like sports. He’s the medic for a bunch of sports teams, and he likes to sit and watch the games

There’s also never a week that goes by where Alfred doesn’t get hurt. Seriously, can that Jones kid chill?

Roomies with Yao. They’re the most functional room in the entire campus. No noise complaints, no dirty dishes, no undone laundry, and they PRIDE themselves on it

[hetalia-high-school-au-ask-blog]

Introduction!

This is all the information you need to know for this AU thingy!

So this AU is gonna be huge. All the hetalia characters I can think of will make an appearance. Now this will be mature, so if you are not comfortable with DARK topics, do not read it. This is my warning. 

Ships that will be in this (in no particular order):

Alfred x Arthur

Matthew x Gilbert

Ludwig x Feliciano

Lovino x Antonio

Yao x Ivan

Kiku x Heracles

Roderich x Vash

Feliks x Toris

Matthais x Lukas

Berwald x TIno

Emil x Li

Vladimir x Milen

Romeo x Anthony 

Some ships may be added or removed.

World Academy is a school in Washington D.C. It strives to be very accepting and very open, having many different people from many different countries. It has amazing sports programs, as well as art and drama programs. It's a huge school filled with different people, all with different interests. Because of this, the school has many sports from all over the world, such as soccer/European football, American football, and Australian football. The school has the highest grades in the area, and most students are well behaved, thanks to the high discipline by students and teachers.

Now I will give a little blurb about each character in the context of this AU.

Alfred F. Jones(America)- Alfred is an energetic young boy, your classic jock. He is a big sweetheart, with a heart of gold, and would die for his friends. He loves to cook, but enjoys some good chicken nuggets from McDonald's every once and awhile. He is also a VERY big fan of American football, and loves to play with his buddies. Despite being a popular jock, he would never bully someone for anything, especially for their sexuality, since he himself was bi. His life seems perfect, but is there something dark under the surface?

Arthur Kirkland(England)- Arthur is a prim and proper young man, with a bright future ahead of him. He is the student council president, and is feared throughout the school, since he holds the power of a staff member when it comes to punishing misbehaving students. He also has a secret sporty side, not playing on the school's official teams, but for fun on club teams. No one knows about this side of him, and he'd prefer to keep it that way. Very very gay for all the jocks in the school but refuses to admit it.

Matthew Williams(Canada)- Matthew is timid. You could tell from a mile away, if you could spot him. He was shorter than his older brother, Alfred, and is outshined by him in every way. The one thing he had a better grip on were his grades, which mattered very little to his parents. He too had a secret that even Alfred didn't know about, and he knew if he revealed this secret, Alfred would be pissed. Likes to refer to himself as demi, but is more gay than he realizes.

Gilbert Beilschmidt(Prussia)- Gilbert is a very loud and obnoxious boy, constantly harassing both boys and girls about numbers and flirting relentlessly. He hated following rules and would often disobey dress code, and be disruptive during class. Sometimes he'd straight up ditch class and waltz back in the food with no care in the world. He's protective though, especially of his little brother, and who he thinks needs it. He's pansexual, like the entire BTT.

Ludwig Beilschmidt(Germany)- Ludwig is serious and tough, not taking shit from anyone. He is the student council's vice president. He doesn't hold as much power as Arthur, therefore is less feared, but he makes people aware that they shouldn't break rules. He's a hunky man, and attracts many suitors, but he only has his eyes on one boy. A certain art student with a cute curl, and adorable smile. Demi sexual (or felisexual)

Feliciano Vargas(N. Italy)- Feliciano was an art student with an uncontrollable love for pasta. He is a bubbly and happy boy, and is rarely seen without a smile. He is one of the best artists in school and is commonly tasked with making murals and posters for events. He is quite popular for it. His best friends are Ludwig and Kiku, though he feels guilty about Ludwig. He won't deny that Ludwig looked a lot like his old crush from middle school, and kept him around for the fuzzy feeling. Though, he loves Ludwigs company either way. Gay for Ludwig, but doesn't really know yet.

Lovino Vargas(S. Italy)- Feliciano's meaner and more aggressive brother. He is considered by many to be an "evil twin," since his and his brothers personality clash. He does have a few soft spots though. He loves tomatoes, and his love for pasta is almost as big as his brother's. He is outshined a bit by his brother's artistic skill, and his ability to speak to others. It made him feel he was lesser, and he lashed out because of it. He still loves his brother, despite the fact he feels inferior to him.

Antonio Fernandez Carriedo(Spain)- Musical nerd. He loves the classic musicals, and the new musicals as well. Often found singing in the drama room and will no doubt perform any musical song you ask him too. He can play the guitar, and likes to learn his favorite songs and Lovino will play tambourine along with him. One of the happiest and positive boys in school. Pansexual, like all of the BTT, but really likes Lovino.

Yao Wang(China)- Secretary of the student counsel so he is very serious about rules. One of the oldest kids in school, but pretty short. Most people know not to mess with him though, because he takes karate classes, and already has a black belt. He's kind of a neat freak, and wants everything to be perfect. Spends most of the time in the library organizing books and gossiping with the librarian.

Ivan Braginsky(Russia)- Ivan is one of the tallest and scariest guys in school, but is honestly very sweet. He doesn’t try to scare people, but ends up accidentally doing so because he is bad at anything social. He has a few issues, but is genuinely trying to fix himself, and understands people’s views of him. He has a big attachment to his sister, Katyusha, and keeps the scarf she made for him when they were children.

Kiku Honda(Japan)- Kiku is an odd boy. He has a fascination with art and mythology of all cultures. He also values his own life and culture and will happily tell people about it. He is the treasurer of the student council, and is pretty closed off, thanks to his massive love of anime. He tries to not let it bother him too much. His favorite mythology to learn about is greek mythology, since it is so far from his home country and is so different .

Heracles Karpusi(Greece)- A quiet and reserved boy, but incredibly horny all of the time. Often thinks of his friend Kiku in sexual ways, but is often unfazed by it. He quite enjoys these thoughts. He is Kiku’s main source of mythology information, since he himself is greek and they share a mythology class. He hates this guy named Sadik, and has hated him for a really long time because they were an item at one point. He doesn’t like to think about it.

Roderich Edelstein(Austria)- One of the most snobby rich kids you’ll ever meet. He thinks he’s better than everyone else and really only cares about himself. He was the previous president of the student council, but lost the election to Arthur this year. He is still upset about it. Now he spends most of his time playing the violin and piano. At this point he is only concerned about his image to colleges and nothing else.

Vash Zwingil(Switzerland)- Gun crazy, and very protective of his adoptive little sister. He has been in love with Roderich for years, ever since they were children, but has started to hate the person that Roderich has become, but is still madly in love. No one except his sister knows, and he would like to keep it that way. He does get it through to Roderich that he should treat people a bit better.

Feliks Lucasiewicz(Poland)- Very… comfortable with himself. His family is very christan, and he knew he was gay from an early age, and knew his family wouldn’t be supportive. So to give a gainate middle finger to his family, he began to cross dress, and ended up really enjoying it. He often gets mistaken for a girl, and is flirted with. He finds this cute, but usually tells them there’s no point. He is quite desirable among gay boys in his school.

Toris Laurinaitis(Lithuania)- The main writer of the newspaper club, and very shy. He was abducted by Feliks, and has grown a weird crush on him. He thought he was straight for the longest time, but this boy confuses him. He is slowly opening up more because of Feliks, and they go horse riding together a lot. He loves these rides because it’s an excuse to get even closer to Feliks.

Matthais Kohlar(Denmark)- A literal crackhead. He is often caught either in the middle of something bad, or about to do something dangerous. Whether he is always high or just reckless is never clear. He has broken practically every bone in his body, at least once. He is a massive headache to take care of but he's a pure hearted guy who loves his friends. Like this dude should jump off a cliff for the sake of friendship.

Lukas Bindevik(Norway)- Reserved and closed off. He is very mysterious and is often caught talking to himself. He grew up without siblings or friends, and his parents are divorced. He had no contact with his father, and only grew up with his mother, and therefore grew mother-like tendencies. He can be very protective, and is good at talking people through their problems, even with his minimalistic speech.

Berwald Oxenstierna(Sweden)- The tallest and most terrifying guy. He's 6'4 muscular and has this resting bitch face that could strike fear into the hearts of WWE wrestlers. But he is actually a giant teddy bear when it comes to the people he cares about. He's big and buff, his hugs are great. He likes to sing to himself while he's working or lost in thought, and many find this charming, earning him many suitors in the process. He's too dense, and too gay for a certain Finn to realize how popular he is.

Tino Vainamoinen(Finland)- One of the most positive and loveable boys in the world. He is only 5'2, and a little on the cubby side, but he is very confident, not afraid to show off his body. He may seem innocent, but on the inside is one of the most kinky shits. He loves a good pounding and will let you know. He will go into heavy detail about his sex life when he's drunk, making people laugh, or be uncomfortable. He's got his eyes on a certain Swede though. He’s also on the hockey team.

Emil Stielsson(Iceland)- Emil is a new kid. He had lived with his single father since he was an infant, not knowing anything about his mother. His dad never told him. But he came to this school this year. He was very awkward around new people, but found comfort on social butterflies talking to him. He is lowkey kinda emo and is stuck in his emo middle school. He is learning how cringy he had been.

Li Xiao Chun(Hong Kong)- A social butterfly. He somehow ended up being friends with every clique in his school from his broad range of interests and friendly personality. Though he does sometimes get fought over because of just how loveable he is. All the different cliques he's friends want to hang out all the time, but because he has so many friends, his schedule is usually filled. He never fails to make time for his newest friend, Emil.

Francis Bonnefoy(France)- The. Biggest. Man. Whore. He has been with practically everyone in school. Most notably his friend with benefits for 2 years, Arthur. Francis had fallen in love, but Arthur never returned the feelings. He always pressed a bit, to see if there was a chance Arthur changed his mind, but never forced him into it.

Alory Kirkland(N.Ireland)- In college. He’s the oldest of the Kirkland siblings (26). He’s very annoyed most of the time, the simple sound of people talking can make him angry. His little brother, Arthur, is the worst. For some reason that boy in particular could be breathing too hard and it would annoy Alory. He’s so glad to have moved out, away from his loud chaotic family. He loves them but he prefers it quiet.

Allistor Kirkland(Scotland)- The second oldest of the Kirkland siblings (24). He's also in college, but constantly visits, unlike Alory. He’s also much happier and peppy. He was never a role model though, always getting in trouble when he was a kid. But, he was the fun one for sure. He also likes to take his siblings golfing, since that is something that he does love to do. He can get competitive with everyone there.

Reuben Kirkland(Wales)- The most chill of the Kirkland siblings. He’s 22, and will visit every once and awhile. He doesn’t talk a lot, and really only spoke after he turned 16. He and Allistor got into all kinds of trouble as kids. He is an actual role model though and would apologize. When he doesvist, he likes to cook for the whole family, since he’s the one who can do it correctly in their family.

Dwight Kirkland(Hutt River)- He is LOVED by his grandparents and aunts and uncles because he sucks up to them when he’s with them.Because of this he is always sent piles of money, and ends up with about ~1000 dollars a year. He loves to flaunt his money in front of his other siblings and spoils himself with it. This is why no 16 year old should have this much money. They’ll use it on stupid things.

Jett Kirkland(Australia)- The athletic one of the family. He loves to swim, surf, and to play australian football. He has broken too many bones to count and has almost died multiple times thanks to being reckless. Kaelin had to perform CPR one time because he almost drowned. He still continues, even if he almost dies. He is quite dumb and will tag along with Alfred. They have many… misadventures. Let’s hope he doesn't die before he goes to senior year (hes 18)

Kaelin Kirkland(New Zealand)- One of the only people who can keep Jett from actually killing himself. He is a movie review youtuber, and spends most of his time in his basement, researching and recording for videos. He is also lowkey obsessed with sheep. His entire room is sheep themed, and it has caused every friend he’s invited over to laugh and call him cute. He doesn’t like being called cute. Acts older than he is (17).

Peter Kirkland(Sealand)- In middle school(12). He is still obsessed with disney and princes. He is convinced that Alfred is a hidden prince and will try to expose him. Also crushing hard on Alfred. He tries his best to be recognised by his peers, but his efforts are futile, since he just annoys the people around him.He trie ]s to ot let it bother him but he’ll be the first to admit that it did hurt him a bit. 

Wendy Kirkland(Wy)- She is quite aggressive. Jett taught her different ways to pin someone to the floor, and she’ll test these ways on Peter. Arthur tries to stop them, but Jett and Kaelin will make bets on these kids. Wendy always wins, because Peter doesn’t know how to fight back. Other than that, Wendy is very artistic and draws a lot in her free time. She impressed the people around her.

Romeo Vargas(Seborga)- Similarly to Matthais and Jett, he can’t keep himself out of trouble. He got stuck in a tree, and the fire department had to get called to get him out. He may have done this on purpose just to get carried by buff firemen, but that’s unclear. He’s the youngest and most reckless Vargas brother, but spends his time volunteering at the middle school as an assistant, and met Peter and Wendy through it.

Im Yong Soo(S. Korea)- He’s sorta a perv. He can get a little touchy at times, and will constantly flirt with any living breathing human. Kiku finds this annoying,but he knows Soo means nothing by it. He has a tendency to grope when drunk, resulting in a hard slap to the face from Kiku, who was not so nicely touched. Soo apologies\es profusely after he sobered up, knowing that what he did was wrong.

Natalya Braginskaya(Belarus)- Very creepy and has… incestous tendencies towards her brother. She is the one personwho can scare him and is constantly pestering Ivan to date her in secret. She hates Yao’s guts since she knows that Ivan has a crush on him. Thankfully weapons aren’t allowed on campus, otherwise Yao would not be alive. Seriously the girl is unhinged and needs help.

Katyusha Braginskaya(Ukraine)- She’s a very loving and caring big sister, but after a long series of events, she barely speaks to Ivan anymore. She knows he still loves her though thanks to him wearing the scarf she made for him when they were kids everyday. They are slowly working on rebuilding their relationship, but it’s a slow process. She desperately wants that relationship with her brother back.

Sadik Adnan(Turkey)- He absolutely hates Harecles’s guts from some stuff that happened in middle school. They constantly fight, usually behind the school, but sometimes find hospitality while bathing. They have normal conversations in the showers, but are at each other’s throats any other time. He breaks the dress code a lot by wearing a hat to hide his face most of the time, and refuses to take it off.

Gupta Muhammad Hassan(Eygpt)- Selectively mute. He can hear just fine but he doesn't talk at all, preferring to speak over text and emojis. Even then, his monotone personality shows through his texts, where he gives single word responses only. He's very reserved and all that's known about him is that he had something to do with the Heracles and Sadik drama that happened. He refuses to talk about that, text and all.

Lillia Zwingil(Lichtenstein)- Vash's younger sister, and the light of his life. She is very loving to her brother, making food for him every day and seeing new clothes for him in home economics. She also likes to go hunting with Vash, despite her dainty and cute persona, she has a wicked aim, thanks to Vash teaching her. She's also the only one to know his crush on Roderick.

Eduard Von Bock(Estonia)- Hacker man. Well sorta. He likes to work on computers but he'll admit that it's hard for him to work. Not necessarily because he's bad at it, but because his internet is slow. He does his best, but sometimes downloading a file tha tag takes three days only to be told you don't have enough space makes you want to punch a hole straight through the computer.

Ravis Galante(Latvia)- He small and just pushed around by the bigger boys a lot. He is often bullied for his height and shy stutter, and had no way to stand up for himself. He'll begin to speak, but either get shut down or chicken out. So he spends most of his time in the library, sitting in the loneliness. He did like friends, it just made it hard when the entire school hates you.

Gianna Bonnefoy(Monaco)- She's Francis's half sister and is just as flirty. She loves to make everyone around her blush in her presence, either by radiating beauty or making inappropriate comments. Francis will tell her to stop, which is really code for, keep going it's entertaining. She liked to braid people's hair, weather they're boys, girls, or anything in between. If you had hair she wanted to do it up all nice.

Vladimir Popescu(Romania)- Obsessed with everything paranormal. 100% believes in ghosts and likes to go out ghost hunting. He will go to abandoned asylums or hospitals to try and find spooky activity. He can get extremely jumpy and scared when it comes to ghost hunts, and has screamed like a girl on multiple occasions. When he's not doing that, he plays D&D, and is very good at it. He DMs.

Milan Hinova(Bulgaria)- He really likes yogurt. He and Vladimir go on ghost hunts and he is actually very calm. He doesn't believe in ghosts and will brush any sort of paranormal activity off as wind or the state of the building they're in, and is like Vladimir's protector. They'll often record and post videos of these ghost hunts. He doesn't play D&D, but will come to the sessions to hang out with Vladimir.

Anthony Gunner Jones(Molossia)- A sweetheart around his parents and when he's alone, but foul mouthed and angry with his friends. Alfred and Matthew's cousin, who they really like. He will get very flustered and embarrassed if he's complimented, and will punch people in the arms when he feels it's appropriate. He also volunteers at the middle school as a gym assistant, and has a GIANT crush on Romeo.

Thank you for reading.

[konbiniconcarne]

I had this cool concept that I might never really follow up on unless I get another short burst of inspiration/motivation. The idea came from a mixture of Cardverse and the Anti the Infinite Holic video

Here’s all I’ve got on the concept anyway in case I never get to share it:

- Set in Cardverse. A mixture of medieval and industrial - Story centers on USUK - The monarchs are not chosen by blood but by fate - When a monarch dies, their clocks stop ticking - The two clocks representing the king and queen start ticking once the powers of the next monarchs are awakened - Alfred is a poor farm hand in rural Spades - Arthur is a magister in the Spades capital. He is studying to take over his eldest brother's role (Allister) - a seat in the House of Lords - Alfred's power is to control electricity and metals. His dream is to save enough money to move to the Capital to study and become an inventor - Arthur's power is time manipulation. He really wants to have a real high position in politics so he gets power and doesn't get treated like shit (he's been treated like shit all his life being poor-middle class and the second youngest in the family) - The current monarchs of Spades get poisoned ○ The tasters were bribed by the assassins from [insert antagonist here] ○ So when they taste the food they immediately take the antidote ○ The poison acts slow so the monarchs die on their way back from a meeting with Clubs - The Clubs get blamed for their assassination - A war starts: Spades v Clubs - Now the Spades are without leaders - They elect a de-facto leader: Yao Wang (the hand of the King) and Mathias Kohler (the Ace of Spades, military general) - Previous King and Queen of Spades were Berwald and Tino - Previous King and Queen of Clubs were General Winter (name could just be Zima? = Russian word for winter? Does that work?) and Ukraine (what is her human name?? Anya???) - Ukraine is still alive, she just passed her role down - Winter dies in battle - Previous King and Queen of Hearts were Julius (Rome). Romania was Jack. No Queen, Julius just had a harem - Francis was still King but Jeanne was Queen, after her passing Francis was married to Lillie to join houses - As Alfred's powers grow stronger, he begins to act more maniacal because he doesn't have full control of his powers (think Junkrat from Overwatch behavior-wise) - Arthur's powers make him more and more depressed. He sees the seemingly never ending pattern of humanity going into wars with each other for stupid shit, and the times changing but society's point of view always staying the same. You know, the stuff going on right now. In our reality. - After they were crowned, Arthur looked down on Alfred because little did he know, he was as much of a snob as the ones he always hated. He also thought that Alfred was a naive idiot and wasn't fit to be King - Alfred immediately knew Artie looked down on him but just acted like everything was normal. He hated him though - Alfred acts like an annoying overgrown child most of the time but when it came down to both his kingly duties and making inventions he becomes very smart and focused. Rarely anyone sees this since he's usually locked up in a room when he is and immediately switches to annoying child mode the second he notices another person. - Arthur is a big hypocrite. He claims to hate those above him but acts like a pretentious snob to everyone he thinks is either below him or not as smart as he is. He is exactly what he hates in the world. - Arthur does really well in politics. Alfred is really good with military strategy. - Arthur is the type to fall in love through watching someone from afar - Arthur ends up falling in love with Alfred first. He slowly starts a shift in attitude but Al still hates him. - Al starts lusting over Arthur instead of falling in love. It's more low-key though and portrayed through his thoughts and observations instead of actions. - Alfred does fall in love with Arthur when he sees just how fierce and quick witted Arthur is. This happens when Arthur's brothers visit and basically bully him. - Al and Art, as well as Ivan and Eliza, have to deal with this war they had no part in creating - Spades monarchs get negative information on the Club royals. This doesn't affect Arthur since he knew better than to trust other peoples' opinions but Alfred was easily convinced - Alfred is an idiot and started beef with Ivan. This caused Ivan to retaliate. Both Queens were unimpressed. Eliza tried to calm both Kings down and Artie just kept berating Alfred for being an idiot. - Clubs got an alliance with Hearts due to the Jack's connexions - Spades tries to get an alliance up with Diamonds but Arthur just won't accept help from Francis - Diamonds remains neutral throughout war - Somehow Clubs and Spades find a way to realise they're fighting over stupid shit and it's not their war - The actual antagonist (whomever they were) was found and sentenced to death - Heir to the Spades throne after Al and Art: Peter and Wy. This would make for a good epilogue ○ Wy is a merchant's daughter from Hearts ○ Peter is Arthur's youngest brother that he had charge to (since the parents died)

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Father anon; she confesses that it's been getting VERY physical, like they gang up on her and beat her to shit some days which explains the pain she is often in and doesn't want to go to school. So generally she's being bullied terribly and is kinda terrified to go to school and is all around destructive? (PART 2/2)

{ Father anon; so I was in this situation and want to know how the allies (1p/2p, flip a coin) would react. So basically they have a 12 y/o daughter who already had terrible anxiety from tje school year before and was already self destructive then but in tje current school year it gets even worse. They're getting phone calls, she screams and curses a lot, and is very destructive towards others and herself. When confronted she breaks down and confesses she's being bullied to no end. (PART 1/2) }

1P Allies:

America/Alfred: He would be incredibly worried, but once he realizes she’s being bullied, he would quickly go to the principal and deal with the problem immediately. Alfred would do his best to take her mind off of it, treating her to special outings with just the two of them.

England/Arthur: He would punish his daughter beforehand, yet after she shared what had been causing this, he would become incredibly sincere and help her deal with it. Arthur would certainly take this issue up with the school board, critizing them over the fact they can’t deal with a serious problem like this.

France/Francis: Francis would be endearing from the start, comforting his daughter and speaking to the teachers and principal, most likely transferring his daughter to another smaller school. It would be a quaint all girls school, one that is noted for it’s academic achievements and lack of student drama.

Russia/Ivan: Ivan would be super unsure how to help her emotionally besides hugs and words of encouragement, but he would take a very serious tone with the administrators, and probably giving nasty looks to those that bully her, if his daughter managed to point them out.

China/Yao: Like Ivan, he wouldn’t be the best at helping her emotional state.He would try his best by taking her on a trip to a quiet Chinese mountainside village, where they both could unwind and have time to talk everything over. Once they returned, Yao would begin homeschooling his daughter.

Canada/Matthew: He would be the best at offering emotional support, hugs and talks. Matthew would pull her out of school for a couple of days while you explain everything and relax, and then transfer you similarly to Francis, to a quiet school where you didn’t have to worry about bullying.

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other hetalia quiz

North Italy (Vargas Feliciano) [/] You were bullied a lot in your childhood [x] You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit  [/] You're very happy-go-lucky  [ ] You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies

  [ ] You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up (nope!) 

[x] You're a good artist well i hope so lol [x] You can be clumsy at times  [x] You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something

  [ ] If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"  [ ] You would surrender in a war situation  (05/10) Germany (Ludwig) [] You're very stoic and serious  [ ] Sausages are your favourite foods [x] You like to walk dogs/your dog  [ ] Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case  [/ You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T  [/] You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules  [/] You work very hard (when i want to. ^^) [/] Your alone time is your 'happy time'  [ ] You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people [ ] You've had issues with money once or twice  (03/10) Japan (Kiku Honda) [ ] You're very mature (not at all. Quite the opposite realy.) [/] You think everything over before saying it. 

[ ] You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one (I WOULD BE SCARED!) [x] You isolated yourself during childhood (Nobody wanted to be my friend till grade 5.) [ ] You became very successful in a short amount of time  [ ] You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world

] You can seem cold/aloof to other people [ ] You're good at practical tasks  [x] You need time to adjust to new people (im naturally shy) (02.5/10) The Allies ---- The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones) [/] You love hamburgers i like veggie burgers [x] You think you're awesome (oh ya!) [ ] You love to invent things(tried but failed) [ ] You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films [ ] You can seem to be very brash to other people   [/] You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business  [ ] You're terrified of ghosts (bad childhood experience) [ ] You know aliens exist lol nobody KNOWS aliens exist, I believe they do bc the universe is so huge it would just make more sense that there’s some other life out there even if it’s just some type of bacteria  [ ] You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time [x] You wear glasses (03/10) The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland) [ ] You like tea   [ ] You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid   [ ] You're very sarcastic and cynical   [x] Your cooking is awful [ ] You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts  [ ] ...But you refuse to believe in aliens. [ ] You have tried doing black magic before [ ] You get drunk quite easily. [ ] When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy [ ] You're good at embroidery   (01/10) France (Francis Bonnefoy) [x] You're very affectionate (Huzahh for hugs!) [ ] You think you have a great fashion sense  [ ] You like wine [x] You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears im usually at least partly messing around if i do that lol

[x] You love red roses [x] When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women  [ ] You're very proud of yourself [x] You love culture and the arts   [ ] You're very flamboyant   [ ] You say you're a gourmet   (05/10) Russia (Ivan Braginski) [ ] You had a very sad childhood [x] You're very tall  [/] You have a tendency to switch between personalities [ ] You wear a scarf all the time [x] You love sunflowers (I grew one!) [ ] You love vodka [ ] You can seem intimidating to other people [ ] You're very strong [x] You have a big nose   [ ] You have a strange laugh that can scare people  the only thing anyone has ever said about my laugh is that they like it (03.50) China (Wong Yao) [ ] You're very mature  [ ] You're very superstitious  [ ] You're very religious   [x] You love pandas   [ ] You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes [ ] You love Hello Kitty [x] You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously (Stupid younger brothers..) [/] You work hard   [x] You're good at drawing uHhhHhH hopefully [x] You like sweets (SHUGAR!!!) (04.5/10) And now for some other countries! ---- Austria (Roderich Edelstein) [x] You are very well-raised   [/] You're polite [ ] You love classical music [x] You like cake [x] You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away   [ ] You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument (I can play the piano and gutar) [/] You've composed music before   [ ] You tend to call people 'morons' [x] You wear glasses (05/10) Canada (Matthew Williams) [ ] You're often ignored by people   [ ] You look younger than you actually are   [ ] You love hockey   [ ] You love polar bears  [x] You hate fighting (Unnesasary violence is wrong!) [ ] You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy [ ] You often get mistaken for someone else [ ] You feel under-appreciated (stupid people.) [x] You're bilingual yeah I think i know enough french now [ ] You always carry a bear with you (02/10) Cuba [ ] You smoke  [ ] You're very physically strong not at all [ ] You've won a lot of fist-fights  [ ] In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.  [x] You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics [x] You like hot weather [x] You can be very friendly from time to time [ ] You look very tough on the outside [ ] You make a very nice role-model [ ] You don't let people get a word in edgeways   (03/10) Hungary (Erszebet Hédeváry) [/] You have a potty-mouth [ ] You like to wear flowers in your hair (flowers are coolio.) [ ] You used to be a very tough kid [x] You're very reliable  [/] It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy  [x] You're very faithful (extremely) [/] Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike   [ ] You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese. the fuck [/] You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next   [ ] If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.  (04/10) Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis) [x] You're very loyal [x] You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together  [ ] You're very serious  [ ] You have a lot of patience  [ ] You think too much about philosophical stuff (it makes my brain explode) [ ] You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc.. [/] You're not very confident (hehehe...) [ ] You were quite rebellious as a child   [ ] People tend to walk all over you  not really anymore [/] You're a born worrier  (03/10) Poland (Feliks Lucasiewocz) [ ] You're very flamboyant [ ] You're quite hyperactive [x] You can be quite goofy [x] When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix [/] You're very wary of strangers [/] It takes you ages to come out of your shell  [x] However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty (You dont know the half of it...) [ ] You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions  [x] You love pansies and corn-poppies (yes! there pritty :3) [ ] You get up to lots of crazy antics (5/10) Prussia (Gilbert Weillschmidt) [ ] You're quite mean-spirited [] You're a bit of a hooligan [x] You're very loyal [ ] You're very good at tactics  [ x] You hate Russia like the country or the character I hate the country bc it’s very homophobic but the character is alright. he’s not one of my favorites but he’s pretty cool sometimes [ ] You love to fight people [ ] You can avoid marriages quite well   [x] You're not always taken seriously (people tend to laugh at me..) [ ] You like drinking [ ] You want to become stronger (03/10) im poland austria france italy

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